At first we thought she was from the dark side, but then she became one with the force! She was shy and would bite to protect herself from further potential neglect or abuse. But after being fed some KFC, she knew we will not abandon her in a galaxy far, far away like her previous family did.
She’s basically as fit and fed as a Jedi! A bit more chicken, a bit more kibble, a house of her own and an army (family) behind her, she will be a Jedi soon!
If you did not understand the post, you have probably not seen Star Wars. That’s okay. You can just know that this brown, medium, young, not-so-skinny-anymore girl is amazing and deserves a loving family who will help her gain weight and give her as much attention as they can.