SWEENEY TODD
The Demon Barber from Fleet Street!

NO WAIT!!!

I’m not like the SWEENEY in the musical,
But rather like one of his victims…
I came in with big wounds around my throat
But look! Now you can hardly see ’em!

My name is actually ironic
It was given to derive some pleasure from pain.
Because all that SWEENEY in the musical is,
I’m not: I’m loving, I’m a hugger, I’m sane!

So help lift me from my bitter past,
As I have turned a leaf.
My wounds have healed, I am happy now.
I’m ready, let me fit your brief!!

Medium in size.
Not aggressive towards dogs.
Cats? Probably a no, but not confirmed yet.
Kids? Kids who can handle a dog who doesn’t realise how strong he is.