I’m BERT HEALY
from the NBC
I speak and people listen
I’m cuter than a kitten!

I play ball, to and fro
I have friends, they’re my siblings, though.
We’re getting adopted
Four already opted.

Now me and my mates
Are checking the dates.
It looks like we’re free
to be adopted all week!

I are playful
I stay faithful
To the thought of going home
With a human of my own.

I speak and people listen,
I’m cuter than a kitten.
I’m BERT from NBC
You know you want to adopt me!

Short and sweet.